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Tamara-Nicole.
18 year old narcisist, ruining New York
Posted on 23rd Apr at 3:04 PM, with 28,342 notes

bussykiller:

bussykiller:

im back what’d i miss

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so i didn’t miss anything big okay that’s good

Posted on 23rd Apr at 1:52 PM, with 150,937 notes

multiplaying:

multiplaying:

so why does the flexed bicep emoji hands looks like a sloth

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Posted on 23rd Apr at 1:51 PM, with 174,005 notes

camaronez:

my response to everything is either no or i don’t know.

Posted on 23rd Apr at 1:50 PM, with 1,541 notes

ellendegeneres:

One of our contestant’s from our new segment, “Got Nun Talent,” shared a classic joke with us.

Posted on 22nd Apr at 7:15 PM, with 111,038 notes
In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

Posted on 19th Apr at 11:00 PM, with 301,024 notes

slotato:

boomitsnialler:

if it makes you feel any better this picture of me is in my high school yearbook and half my teachers came up to me and congratulated me on having the most embarrassing one and said they all laughed about it at a faculty meeting 

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are you raven symone

Posted on 19th Apr at 10:56 PM, with 358,350 notes

gayboysgatherround:

These are my favorite parents in any movie ever.

Posted on 19th Apr at 10:56 PM, with 328,082 notes
killbenedictcumberbatch:

drugdoer:

A hero’s journey

this gif is like 20 seconds but it was like watching an entire movie

killbenedictcumberbatch:

drugdoer:

A hero’s journey

this gif is like 20 seconds but it was like watching an entire movie

Posted on 19th Apr at 10:55 PM, with 381,157 notes
g-ayjesus:

antares-nova:

babygoatsandfriends:

goats-4-everyone:

babygoatsandfriends:

marthaachloe:

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT YOU ABUSIVE ANIMAL THE PUPPIES HAVE DONE NOTHING TO YOU WHAT THE HELL 


This is actually the way baby goats socialize and create bonds with their want to be friends. :) 

=)

In the goat’s mind: ”hello furry sausages let’s be friends okay”
In the puppies’ minds: “jeSUS CHRIST WHAT THE HELL”

Accurate representation of how I try to make friends

g-ayjesus:

antares-nova:

babygoatsandfriends:

goats-4-everyone:

babygoatsandfriends:

marthaachloe:

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT YOU ABUSIVE ANIMAL THE PUPPIES HAVE DONE NOTHING TO YOU WHAT THE HELL 

This is actually the way baby goats socialize and create bonds with their want to be friends. :) 

=)

In the goat’s mind: ”hello furry sausages let’s be friends okay”

In the puppies’ minds: “jeSUS CHRIST WHAT THE HELL”

Accurate representation of how I try to make friends

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